"Beware of the Apeman, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greeed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. SHUN HIM; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbringer of surf's death."
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